Hairography

When i wake in the morning i look like i just came from a horror movie. I am twisted and turned in all kinds of directions. I move my way slowly to the shower where i will get rinsed with blueberry shampoo and conditioner. When i get rinsed it feels like i am at one of those massage places with birds singing. I can be short or long depending on what Chris wants it to be. Sometimes i am smooth and thick and long. But then other times i can clean and short.

There was this one time i remember when Chris took us to get my hair cut and the lady shaved off all of me except like one fourth on an inch of me. It had to of been the single worst haircut i had ever gotten. Another bad time was when one of Chris's friend decided to be "funny" and stick gum in me. It ended up in them cutting a part of me off. I thought i was going to cry. The worst part of me is my front grows normal but my back grows too fast. The best experience i have ever had was when i was coming into the hair world and this really hot super model rubbed my head for like two minutes. In all, i'm just thick and amazing and any person would want to rub me.